FIGHT CLUB

My clip is from the movie Fight Club. This clip is the scene where Brad Pitts character pours acid on Edward Norton's character to make him a "man". This clip starts out with Brad Pitt wearing goggles and gloves, meaning he's working with something dangerous. After he pours the acid all over his hand Edward colpases in pain, showing how badly it hurts. Right after the acid is poured on him he flashes to his "happy place" and Brads character gets mad making him realize the pain and tells him he will die someday. He flashes back and forth between the intense pain and imagining his happy place, his escape. Norton starts freaking out too much to Brad whips off his goggles and gloves, showing he's not worried about the acid. Edawrd keeps thinking about words like burning and flesh, making the pain more intense. Brad slaps him while hes off thinking, and tells him "it the greatest moment of your life man and your off somewhere missing it". He tells Norton that he can put water on his hand and make it worse or he can suck it up and wait to be given viniger to neutralize that effect, and stop the burn. The cameras swithc back and fourth between Edwards face and Brad adding a dramatic effect. Edward tells him "you dont know how this feels". Then Brad shows him his hand, wtih a huge burned scar on it. The camera zooms in on Edwards hand. It's steaming and burned really badly. Brad steps back, flicks the cap off the vinegar and pours it all over his hand. Norton falls to the ground and grabs his burned hand. Brad says "Congratulations your one step closer to becoming a man."

#8 seasons

The leaves change color
They fall swiftly to the ground
Only to be stepped on

The days get longer
People go outside to play
The weather gets warm

Rain drops start in clouds
Falling on my umbrella
Landing on my boots

SNOW DAY!

I think that everyone in school should be entitled to a snow day. This holiday should happen at least once a year. While in school we don't have enough, if any. Each winter in Minnesota there are a few days that should be considered snow days and the kids should not be required to go to school. The teachers like to see the kids suffer inside the school while there is fun to be had outside. Don't tell me that everyone of you would not rather stay home and go sledding, skiing or snowboarding all day, possibly make a giant snowman. Traditions would be to sleep in till noon, wake up have a nice warm breakfast. Go back up stairs and bundle up in all your winter time gear, then head outside. What a wonderful day, coming back inside to warm up with some coco. By around 4 in the afternoon the streets will be decorated with snowmen, icicles, and snow forts. This holiday was started way back when snow was invented, it came about that people didn't want to participate in their daily activities when it snowed. Adults and children alike decided there should be a holiday where everyone gets school and work off to enjoy it. No one seemed to argue, who wouldn't love to play in the cold, white fluff? Things changed, adults stopped learning how to have fun. This holiday changed, it became only for the kids. Adults feel they needed to grow up more and reject this day, when deep down they would really love to run outside and make snow angels all over their front lawn. There for creating national Snow Day!

Out Law Bad Drivers

I think that bad drivers should get their licenses taken away. There are so many bad drivers in the world that some how got their licenses. I think that old people driving should be illegal. Or at least people over the age of 65 should be required to retake the drivers test. People that don't know how to drive is the most annoying thing ever. There are those people that stop way too soon or don't even stop at all. It's a wonder how some people stay alive. The best is though the people who sit and talk on their phone and try and do 17 things at once on top of driving. It's really funny to see women putting on makeup and men shaving while driving. How do people drive into cement walls or off bridges? Who knows?? The worst is people just not paying attention to the road when they should be. I'm excited for this snow and ice to come. People can't even drive in perfect driving conditions, can't wait to see how good they all are in winter. I guess I'll stay off the roads as much as possible in the next few months. Good Luck!!!

CREATURE

This creature is a Shrat. It's a crazy breed between a cat and a great white shark. They are only found in special remote areas in the Pacific Ocean. They are very rare. The Shrat can grow to be 20 feet long and have as many as 1200 razor sharp teeth. There are only 13 Shrat known to man kind. There is a museum of large dead animal skeletons, they have one there. This animal is one of a kid it's the only animal to live underwater and have fur. Also its sight and hearing ability is unbelievable. The Shrat eats pretty much anything it can get its teeth on. It's main diet is a variety of large fish that are merely a snack to the Shrat. It spends its days swimming around in the deep blue, open waters searching for its next catch.

ROBOTS!

Robot technology is a great advancement for all man kind. They are so helpful, especially the kind I am selling here today. They are brand new limited offer homework doing robots. There is nothing they can't do whether it's elementary school age or someone going for their medical degree. These robots are geniuses. This robot is called AWESOME-O, but each robot come with its own personal name when purchased.

They are programed to get at least a B on every paper, project or homework assignment they do. They come in a variety of colors. Blues, Green, Black and red for the boys, and pink, yellow, orange and purple for the girls. These robots will never plagiarize or spell anything wrong. They are programed for perfection. Also these robots will be come your best friend they are each specialized with a "best friend" personality to each person they are bought by.

There are only a limited supply of these AWESOME-O robots so call now to order 1-800-ROBOTS. They are only three easy payments of $19.95. Hurry and call they will go quickly!!!

#3 winter

They head out early about to miss the sunrise, seeing it climb the mountain peaks. Skiers cut their skis into the snow. The air is rough to the touch, it just smells colder than normal. As they speed down the hill the precipitation in the air gets caught on their faces. These two men are out in the middle of no where encompassed by trees and mountains, with no one except each other. Their feet glaze over the frozen ground only being slowed by the occasional patch of crystals, created by the intensiveness of the surrounding air. Ribbons in the snow map their path that morning. The sun begins to glow reflecting off the snow to make it seem brighter than it actually is. They listen to the hissing of the wind beating on their bare faces and through the trees. Both men explore the wilderness without slowing their skis. Trying to keep good speed, so when a plateau is reached there will be no need to stop. Birds fly above playing an amusing tune, their sound being slightly muted by briskness of the air. Half way though their excursion they stop to grab a bite to eat. The wind picks up reminding them to keep on. They reach their destination on time. Both men stop, look let their eyes see all the things surrounding them.

#2 King of Pop

http://www.mjfanclub.net/home/index.php

Yes, this is my official fan club, and its all about ME! I am the one and only Michael Jackson, and I will have to say I rule. This site has pretty much all true information. I am just shocked by a few things. First off apparently I will be fifty on Aug. 29th, I am clearly not even remotely close to being fifty. I am still a young boy and will always be a child. People who don't want to grow up don't have to, that's my motto. The heading on the site is my favorite MHFC also known as MICHAEL JACKSON FAN CLUB! duhh. Also it does a great job of praising me and how much i have done for the world. I have only influenced the world in a positive way. I think little boys are special and everyone should have one. Also living in a place called Never Land is great as well. Its true I am the king of pop and always will be. People will love my music for millions of years to come. Good thing I never get old, so i shall always be around for my fans. Thank you all! I love you, especially the young ones out there who are supporting me.

#1 bloggggg

Grandparents: Now this picture here is of a cartoon show. This show is on PBS and is a high quality learning show. It takes great pride in teaching the young children good morals and only uses appropriate language. Many parents send money to the show monthly to support it and keep it on air, since they donate all procedes to charity. In depth this show is about 4 young boys trying to get a quality education and and keep true to their religion even through the peer pressures of school. They set a good example for all the children that watch it. The kids demonstrate good manners, respect for others and determionation. So if your grand kid wants to watch this show, let 'em!!!!!!!!!!

My Peers: South park is a bomb show. It's soooo funny!! All they do is swear and fart. Then whole show is based upon making fun of other people. The best ones are celebrity ones, they crack mad jokes. I be laughin all night long. my favorite episode is the one where Michael Jackson is new to their town and he has his son with him, named Blanket. And he goes under an undercover nameso no one knows who they are. The show is just funny and is a good distracter from homework every night.