Wednesday, October 29, 2008

CREATURE


This creature is a Shrat. It's a crazy breed between a cat and a great white shark. They are only found in special remote areas in the Pacific Ocean. They are very rare. The Shrat can grow to be 20 feet long and have as many as 1200 razor sharp teeth. There are only 13 Shrat known to man kind. There is a museum of large dead animal skeletons, they have one there. This animal is one of a kid it's the only animal to live underwater and have fur. Also its sight and hearing ability is unbelievable. The Shrat eats pretty much anything it can get its teeth on. It's main diet is a variety of large fish that are merely a snack to the Shrat. It spends its days swimming around in the deep blue, open waters searching for its next catch.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

ROBOTS!


Robot technology is a great advancement for all man kind. They are so helpful, especially the kind I am selling here today. They are brand new limited offer homework doing robots. There is nothing they can't do whether it's elementary school age or someone going for their medical degree. These robots are geniuses. This robot is called AWESOME-O, but each robot come with its own personal name when purchased.
They are programed to get at least a B on every paper, project or homework assignment they do. They come in a variety of colors. Blues, Green, Black and red for the boys, and pink, yellow, orange and purple for the girls. These robots will never plagiarize or spell anything wrong. They are programed for perfection. Also these robots will be come your best friend they are each specialized with a "best friend" personality to each person they are bought by.
There are only a limited supply of these AWESOME-O robots so call now to order 1-800-ROBOTS. They are only three easy payments of $19.95. Hurry and call they will go quickly!!!